Marlene Dietrich

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The Marlene Dietrich parasite first came to the United States from Germany in 1939, and began to spread instantly, first through film, and then though popular music, all the way into the 1960s.

During World War II, this parasite was especially prolific, visiting American troops in Algeria, Italy, England, France, and Germany.

Infection with the Marlene Dietrich parasite appears to affect the cardiovascular system. As Ernest Hemingway (another atheist parasite) said, “if she had nothing more than her voice, she could break your heart with it.”

For some unknown reason, the Marlene Dietrich parasite will not infect anyone who belongs to the Nazi party.

AVOIDING THE MARLENE DIETRICH PARASITE: To prevent infection from the Marlene Dietrich parasite, one should avoid any of the music or films that carry this nasty bugger.

One sure-fire way to remain immune would be to join the Nazis, who seem to be highly resistant to atheist parasites of many kinds.

You can learn more about this foul parasite at its Wikipedia page.