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Threat alert: Atheist parasites infecting canned food, other acts of charity

It is a sad reality when nothing is truly sacred. Recently, the shocking news was revealed that atheist parasites are propagating themselves by holding a food drive for needy people.

Lest you think that is was an isolated incident, a Google search for “atheist food drive” brings numerous results of the same sort of activity happening in many places.

It doesn’t stop there, however. Atheist parasites have been found in other acts of goodwill as well, carefully disguising themselves as caring people who wish to help others with no benefit to themselves other than the knowledge that they have aided others in need. If you are faint of heart, then I sternly recommend that you not do a Google search for “atheist charity.”

Make no mistake – parasites do not help people. They do not live to serve others. They do not give without taking – in fact, they do not give at all, other than giving a host MORE parasites. Therefore, we can only assume that these efforts are being made solely to further the world’s infestation.

Please, if you are a person in need, check carefully before accepting aid from anyone. Make sure that they believe in some sort of deity before you take so much as a bowl of soup from them. If you hear or see the words “humanist” or “freethinker” anywhere, turn away immediately, and tell them what they can do with their free winter coat.

The faith you save may be your own.

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  1. jjds
    October 18, 2010 at 8:39 pm | #1

    I hope this site is a kind of joke.

    about charity: if you think that charity is a good action in religion, think it twice, because YOUR charity seeks to convert people and then gain more support and money. there are cases when medication in 3rd world contries are retain by missionaries when the towns people do not want to go and get baptize, from my point of view there is no difference from this action, to the evangelization in america that took the lifes of 90% of the population.

    and if you hate atheist so much, please stop using all the tech that people with those belifes have develop (and sure of the fact it goes up to 90% of it) people that with his freethinking stop praying and actually do something about it.

    because of people like you this world is still a crappy place to live.

  2. Mark Twain
    October 21, 2010 at 12:53 pm | #3

    I’m confused, is this website supposed to satirical or serious? I was brought here via stumbleupon and I can not tell if I should be laughing or talking pity on you.

  3. Mark Twain
    October 24, 2010 at 2:21 pm | #5

    I had a feeling it was Satire but I couldn’t be sure. Your “about” tab helped clear that up! Thanks.

  4. jjds
    October 28, 2010 at 10:35 pm | #6

    LOL ok, sorry for not inquiring the about. well then good concept!and excuse me for my ortography, english is not my native language

  5. November 15, 2010 at 1:10 pm | #7

    are you serious or is this a joke?

    • November 15, 2010 at 1:41 pm | #8

      It’s a joke. Check the “About” tab at the top of the page. It explains all.

  6. beezneez
    December 3, 2010 at 8:08 pm | #9

    thank god its satire lol

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